Annoying Orange HFA – Fruitvengers

♪ He’s Orange, he has a lot of friends ♪ ♪ They live together on a fruit stand ♪ ♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪ ♪ And even play in a rock and roll band ♪ ♪ He’s Orange, Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He’s Orange, Annoying Orange ♪ (laughing) Cannonball! Cannonball? More like cannon-small. (laughs) Was my splash super-huge? Did I get anyone wet? Nope, sorry. Sorry. Aw, man. Hey, guys, what’s going on here? Pool party! Uh, but why’s the water so bleh? Maybe it just hasn’t been purified. Or maybe it’s not water at all! Not sure what it is exactly. But what I do know is I probably shouldn’t be climbing into here. (grunts) I’ll have it fixed in a jiffity-doodle. Okay, so maybe we shouldn’t be swimming in mystery goo. Stop being such a party poop-pear. (laughs) (laughs) “Party poop-pear!” Yeah, be cool for once. I may be uncool, but at least I’m safe. Boo! Boo, safety! Yay, boo! Well, when you guys start feeling weird side effects, don’t come crying to… Cannonball! No! You’re gonna get me all… …wet. (laughs) Way to go, Grapefruit! How would you say my cannonball splash compared to his? Bigger would you say? Grapefruit! You splashed me all the way over here! My splash radius is pretty epic; I’m well aware. (chanting): Grapefruit! Grapefruit! Grapefruit! Yes, yes, I know. I rule. I’ve seen better cannonballs from a snow pea. (chuckles) Yeah! A snow pea! (laughs) Mm, dumb vegetables. Seriously, swimming in some strange liquid isn’t concerning? Nope. Should I be concerned about… (inhales deeply) You’re not impressing anybody. Wow! Check out Grapefruit! Color me impressed! (laughs) You go, Grapefruit! Whoa, whoa! Whoa. I feel kind of light-headed. Whoa! Whoa! Hooray! Hey, I’m getting the hang of it. This is great! (laughs) Hey! Orange, you have a superpower! What are you gonna use it for? For good, I hope. Hmm. I’ll probably use it for… Dive bomb! Come on! Hey, hey, guys, what’s super funny and orange all over? I don’t know, what? Dive bomb! Stop dive-bombing me! Um, guys, I feel kind of funny, too. I think I’m seeing… Stars? If you’re seeing stars, you should lie down. No, I’m seeing… through everything! Guys, I think I have X-ray vision! Mm, prove it. How many fingers am I holding up behind my back? Zero. You don’t have any arms. She’s got X-ray vision, you guys! Hey, I feel a little funny, too. (laughs) He said “little.” Ah, leave me alone! It’s not my fault I’m not big. (gasping) Whoa, whoa! Yes! Finally, it’s all happening for me! Yay! I have a superpower, too! You do? What is it? Whoa, I just went to Mexico! No way. Prove it. You’re holding zero fingers behind your back. Marshmallow’s got super speed, you guys! Wait, so everyone who touched the gooey stuff now has a superpower? Uh-huh. Sure do! (laughs) Well, everyone except Pear. Wait, I do feel kind of weird. I bet his power is gonna be awesome. Here it comes! Okay, okay, it’s happening. I can feel it! Um, are those… gills? What?! Seriously? This is my superpower? Fish gills? (laughs) Face it, Pear, your real superpower is being super uncool. (laughs) (groans) Hey, guys, where’s Grapefruit? (screaming in distance) Also, why are there screams of terror coming from aisle eight? (screaming) (laughing) Hey! Hey! This is so baller. I can move vegetables with my mind! Hey, Grapefruit, I’m sorry. I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry your cannonball was so weak! (laughter) Come on, Grapefruit, put the zucchini down. As you wish. Hey! (screaming) Great. Now I got to clean that up. I’ve never felt so powerful! Dance, vegetables! Dance! (gasping) (screaming) I’m gonna barf! (screaming) Whoopsie. (laughs) He’s a madman! Somebody help! Right! I’ll go find help! Orange, we are the help. Oh. Time for target practice. (screaming) I never saw Paris! I regret nothing! Stop right there, Grapefruit! Says who? Says us, the, uh… Guys, what are we called? We need a cool name. Yeah, like Team Good Guys or Power Posse or Little Apple Squad. We don’t need a name right now. We need to save those vegetables. We need costumes. What?! No. ORANGE and MARSHMALLOW: We need costumes! Great idea. Let me stop terrorizing these vegetables for a sec and whip up a cool supervillain costume. Great. Meet back here in ten? Sounds like a plan. Uh, are those fish-print undies? Look, I have the powers of a fish. Got a better idea? I’m all ears. Okay. Is everybody ready to fight now or what? Sure are! Also, I like your helmet. Why, thank you. That’s very kind. Food fight! (screaming) Whoa! That came ear-ily close to hitting me. Do your worst, Grapefruit. I don’t carrot all. (laughs) Midget Apple, the coast is clear. Roger that. Oh, and from now on, you can call me The Big Apple! Cannonball! (laughs) Ah, it’s good to be big. Way to go, guys. You’re doing great. Let’s see if we can’t take this fight to the water. (vegetables screaming, Grapefruit laughing) My X-ray vision is getting blurry! Huh? My super speed isn’t quite so super. See? I only got as far as Idaho that time. Oh! Whoa! (screams) I guess he finally beet me. (laughs) Orange is hit! Quick, to the pool to refuel! Whoa! Come on! The mystery liquid! No! PASSION FRUIT: He’s discovered the pumpkin bin! (screaming) Retreat! I totally rule! Everyone, get out of here! That shelf is gonna fall! Don’t worry, I’ll catch it. Apple? I didn’t know you got superpowers. Super what? (sparks crackling) (screaming) Help! Fire! Marshmallow, go find a fire extinguisher! Almost there! I’m thinking super fast thoughts! Warp speed! (sputters) Yay! Does anyone still have their superpower? I still have my gills. Well, let me rephrase. Does anyone still have their useful superpower? Oh. Mm, no. (laughs): Oh! And now the grand finale. (screaming) (Grapefruit laughing) (laughing): Oh. Oh, yeah. (alarm beeping) Nice knowing you guys. (laughs) All vegetables are helpless against my awesomely awesome power! Too bad you forgot one thing. And what would that be? Tomatoes aren’t vegetables! Huh? No! He’s in the water. Pear, this is your time to shine! Guys, my powers aren’t nearly as cool as his. Yeah, your powers are laughably pathetic, but you’re our only hope. I believe in you. (sighs) Here goes nothing. (Grapefruit laughs) What are you gonna do, Pear? Fish army reporting for duty, sir! What? I can communicate with fish telepathically? All part of the gig, sir. Whatever you need, the school will do. So if I said, “form a triangle…” Whoa! Well, there is something you could probably help me with. I can’t really see what’s going on. Wait a minute! Look! Cool! Pear has arms! Arms? No fair! (screaming) Pear, you did it! I so wish I could high-five you right now. (cheering) Good job, sir! That arms thingy was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen! I guess it was pretty cool, wasn’t it? (humming) (gasps) Good gracious groceries! (groans): Aw. I’m gonna need more mops. (sighs) (grunts) (grunting) Wh…! Wha…! Mop hands! That’s perfect! (laughing) ♪ I got mop hands ♪ ♪ Not on my hands, they’re actually made of mop ♪ ♪ I’m gonna miss the use of opposable thumbs ♪ ♪ But for now, I’m gonna enjoy my mop hands ♪ ♪ If I can, I did ♪ ♪ I did. ♪ (whispers): I love you. (laughs)


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