♪ AVENGERS ENDGAME THE MUSICAL – Animated Parody Song


Space, Floats by with no relief, Til Danvers joins the team, Unite to find Thanos. Last time I saw that prick, he gave me good advice, So I went for his head, and I took his life. And last time I saw you, you were thinner and sober, Now you sit inside, drink all day, let Fortnite take over. It’s been 5 years since the sh** hit the fan, But only 5 hours for me, when shrunk tiny in the van. I’ve got a plan to fix the universe, I call it a time heist, The vanished won’t return unless you take my advice. We’re in the end-zone, To get back Thanos. Nothing is the same, This is the Endgame. Time, Traveling back to find, The stones but Soul’s a bind, A life, sacrifice mine. I had to call the directors, remind them Hawkeye still exists, Wanted back in the team, but not like this. Fused in one with Hulk, got my green rage in check, Do science and speak, with no meds or x****. I’m a cyborg with emotions, learned wrong and right, No, you’re just a traitor, for father I’ll fight. I’ll bring dad to the future, so that he can slay, But must face my future self which blows me away. We’re in the end-zone, To get back Thanos. Nothing is the same, This is the Endgame. I’m inevitable, just like my future self said, Need to rethink my plan, or else I’ll lose my head. Going to siege this planet, all my armies will attack, Til I find the gauntlet and perform my finger snap. The only way, we can save the day, Is returning all the stones from whence they came. One of us must be willing to take that chance, I’ll take the duty, then find Peggy and dance. Whoo! That’s America’s a** We’re in the end-zone, To get back Thanos. Nothing is the same, This is the Endgame. Don’t go Mister Stark, please don’t go. (coughs) Don’t worry about me kid, I’ve been dead inside for the last 5 movies, this is what I want. Do you want to say goodbye to your wife? Nah, it’s fine. She charges about 100 times more than you for every second onscreen anyways and is kind of just a throwaway character. Just tell my daughter, I love you 3000… (coughs) (Peter Parker sobbing) Mr Stark… (Peter Parker crying)

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